Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's kegemaran vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the cendawan have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do anda call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do anda call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do anda make an octopus giggle ten times?
anda give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do anda make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's kegemaran composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between anda and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't anda hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher berkata it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the tomato, sos tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do anda know if it's raining Kucing and dogs?
anda step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do anda know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do anda get Pikachu on a bus?
anda Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't anda dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do anda call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
anda boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton menyeberang, cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do anda call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's merah jambu and fluffy?
merah jambu fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
merah jambu fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when anda drink 7 coca colas?
anda burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the ikan say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't anda trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope anda liked them. Make sure anda check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's kegemaran vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the cendawan have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do anda call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do anda call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do anda make an octopus giggle ten times?
anda give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do anda make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's kegemaran composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between anda and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't anda hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher berkata it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the tomato, sos tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do anda know if it's raining Kucing and dogs?
anda step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do anda know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do anda get Pikachu on a bus?
anda Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't anda dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do anda call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
anda boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton menyeberang, cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do anda call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's merah jambu and fluffy?
merah jambu fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
merah jambu fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when anda drink 7 coca colas?
anda burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the ikan say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't anda trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope anda liked them. Make sure anda check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
PewDiePie
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He berkata you’re amazing
She berkata then why anda waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
tunjuk me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
tunjuk me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Muzik plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He berkata you’re amazing
She berkata then why anda waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
tunjuk me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
tunjuk me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Muzik plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car ke hadapan saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If anda are hung like a horse, anda don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if anda just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if anda think that we cant sing it faster then anda wrong but itll help if anda just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if anda just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
