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posted by hgfan5602

Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...

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what some kid did to me

posted by shutyourface

yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? atau i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened sejak the way it is how some people act) he berkata something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are anda sure anda don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a peminat of me and my article

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Let's put on a play! part 2 ~ The script

posted by keEeEeToOo

Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did anda press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and sertai the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and sertai us!
Allex: Ok. What are anda doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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Poor Guy (joke) recommended for +15

posted by nessienjake

It was on my e-mel and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and Pistol and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of katil and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the katil he gets on bahagian, atas of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...

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My Essay.

posted by KissKissHannah

So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Eropah to Asia. He also went to Greenland to cari for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.

Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. buku I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.

Drafted

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, saat before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk sejak the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...

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Atatürk pavilion ⛅️

posted by Nuri__

From the gate entrance.

In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.

Let's start from the outside first.

Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.

Close up capture.

A view from the upstairs room.

Beautiful view.

Another beautiful view.

First picture from inside is the bedroom.

Dining room.

Random picture (1)

Random picture (2)

Random picture (3)

Random picture (4)

Random picture (5)

Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.

Rawak Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: hei joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: hei miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed sejak freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i berkata who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive anda this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i berkata that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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stupid soalan to ask someone?

posted by yukikiyruu

Funny Stupid soalan to Ask People
What happens when anda get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If anda write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If Cinta is blind, why is Pakaian dalam so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come anda get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come...

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Which Superhero Would Make the Best Boyfriend?

posted by Fanpop

This artikel was written sejak Fanpop guest contributor Stacee R.

Being rescued sejak a superhero is every girl’s ultimate fantasy. Admit it! Whether atau not you’re a damsel in distress, the thought of having a hunky hero sweep anda off your feet will make girl blush. All relationships really are about finding that special someone who’s a “superhero” in your eyes. However, what if dating a real superhero was an option? Who would anda pick? Who would be the best boyfriend? Here’s a countdown to the bahagian, atas Five Best Superhero Boyfriends and why they are so super!

5. Aquaman

Coming in at number five...

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I got lebih JonTron Petikan

posted by Canada24

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest anda read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming atau killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could anda say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

Six Shooters 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side sejak side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now anda understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look ke hadapan to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got perpecahan, berpecah into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
---
Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...

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Most Unimaginable Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Stalag

SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...

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Mr enter rant

posted by mountaindewman

Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his video and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell anda about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter berkata " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's video and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows anda how stupid his dumbass peminat-peminat are.

Secondly. He is...

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What we learn from SpongeBob

posted by CorporalSununu

1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his siput is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good hari to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!

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senarai of All Versions of Numa Numa

posted by zanhar1

lebih Numa than anda ever wanted to hear. pautan to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, atau maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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link (This one is hilarious)

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link (This one's great too)

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link (sort of)

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Funny/ dirty pick up lines.

posted by LocalArtistist

Do anda work at Subway? Because anda just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do anda want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang anda on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but anda can expect lebih than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't anda like pizza?
Do anda work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw anda checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...

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Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist

posted by warriorcats02

Series Synopsis:

It is the tahun 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 tahun old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, atau a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...

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Spread A Little Love.

posted by DramaQueen1020

Spread A Little Love

These are my papar and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden menyeberang, cross with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the seterusnya generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming atau bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...