Alpha and Omega Article: alpha and omega- JACKASS 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your huraian is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode

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Red Devil: Part 2

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Only a few hours after Humphrey's execution, the pack leaders held a secret meeting. "We should not have done that..." Garth muttered. "You know we had to. The lebih that learn about Fukaro, the lebih victims he has. We had to prevent it from spreading like and infection." Winston said, "Even if it cost my best omega in this whole damn pack." "I know, but there had to be something else we could have done." Garth replied shaking his head. "No son, we had to do what we had to do." Tony said. "But what I don't get is, how did Humphrey learn about him?" Lilly asked.

*Flash Back*

"Hey have you...

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The first story of Alpha and Omega

posted by UriahA

The 11 Anjing go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag anda drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” bintang said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the seterusnya one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered....

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Kate The serigala, wolf

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Left 4 Dead Ch. 1: Prolouge

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

I Decided to go with the Left 4 Dead crossover. We need a good zombie story on here. I started a dead rising crossover back when I first joined, but It soon died and I moved on.

Hello, my name is Kate. This is the story of how me, my boyfriend, my sister, and my brother-in-law survived a living hell hole. I tell ya, it aint a pretty sight. If anda got a problem, anda can fuck off. Anyway, back to the story.

This whole thing started out on a normal day. I wake up in my apartment, have coffee, shower, get dressed, and go to a job I REALLY fucking hate. Im an accountant at some stupid insurance...

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A Lost Cinta 12 "the final goodbye"

posted by PrinceRhaegar

I ran to Alec as he lay bleeding on the ground seterusnya to the female.
I put my paws on his chest to try to stop the bleeding,"Alec please, dont go to sleep, I need anda to stay here with me," I berkata through tears.
He smiled, "I am at peace Kelly, I need anda to be strong for me. Its ok, love, I'll be in the arms of the Bidadari soon," he put his paw on mine and moved it away, "we will be with each other again, have no fear."
"Let me follow anda into the dark."
"No, love, anda still have plenty of time in this life, anda need to make the most of it."
He laid his head down and close his eyes as Garth and Lilly...

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kate says..

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Humphrey model

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Tabaluga/Alpha and Omega: Tabaluga and lily (by truetelebugsfan468)

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Tabaluga/Alpha and Omega:Happy,Digby and kayo (by truetelebugsfan468)

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Lilly (by Dumbiina)

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International Women’s hari 2023 (by FranciscaTheCat)

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Its Morbin time meme - A&O edition

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Kate! i Thought i Lost you.. (by JaxerWolf)

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Missing Parents Children's Story

posted by PurpleDragon02

This was something that I did for my Penulisan class last tahun and it ended up being a bit different from the original Missing Parents so I decided to share it.

It was a calm hari at Jasper Park in the Western Pack. The pack of Serigala were going about their day, but in the den of the leader, there was much excitement. It was Father’s hari and Kate and her husband, Humphrey, were busy getting ready for her parents to arrive. Kate’s sister, Lilly, and her husband, Garth, had come to help as well. Humphrey was busy keeping their three pups, Stinky, Claudette, and Runt out of trouble.

It wasn’t...

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The Making of my Stories: References in Newest Additions, Missing Parents, and Legend

posted by PurpleDragon02

I decided to add a section for references and callbacks since these stories have quite a few of them. There are a couple of things that I don’t really count as references since they’re pretty much a constant in the movies. One of them is Runt climbing a pokok and the other is Humphrey logboarding, both of which I tried to include at least once in the stories that I could include them in.

Newest Additions

Right away, I made a reference to the saat movie sejak addressing the fact that Garth and Lilly were living in the tall grass. There’s a reference to the first movie after Kate finds out...

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The Making of my Stories: Penulisan Phase 2 of Viggo's Plan

posted by PurpleDragon02

Now it was time to start the saat part of Viggo’s plan, which was also based off something else that I made a lot of changes to. Again, it started similar to the piece that had inspired it and relied on Viggo’s main campsite in the Northern Region being destroyed and Viggo looking horribly defeated and in a state that we have never seen him in.

Robert going rogue was an idea I got from the piece that inspired this saat part of Viggo’s plan, except instead of it being an actual mutiny, it ends up being another massive deception sejak Viggo, hence why I called this part of the story, “His...

The Making of my Stories: Penulisan A Hero's Past

posted by PurpleDragon02

I had also decided to tell the story of what happened to Garth’s mother. I had very briefly touched on it in Missing Parents, but now, I had lebih ideas for lebih detail and really wanted to tell that part of the story too. First, I had to introduce Garth’s mother before she died so the readers could establish some kind of connection to her and over the course of Penulisan the saat chapter, I found myself emphasizing that Garth had a very special bond with his mother, which I knew would make her death even lebih painful.

Since this was essentially Humphrey’s origin story, I couldn’t not...

Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 25: The Betrayal

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 25: The Betrayal

Viggo had just barely gotten back to his base in time. After escaping from the valley, he ran as fast as he could through the woods toward what remained of his campsite in the Northern Region. sejak the time he finally arrived, half of his upper arm was swollen and the skin was just starting to turn dark.

He stumbled into his tent and immediately began digging through the chest behind his meja where he kept the antivenom he had specially gotten for this very scenario. The antivenom did the job and for a bulan atau so afterward, Viggo took the time he needed to recover from...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Exerpt

posted by PurpleDragon02

Finally! The exerpt for the newest and upcoming story in the A&O franchise. In one year, the story will be released in full, but not as one article. Each chapter will have its own article. Starting today atau maybe tomorrow, I'll be releasing character profiles, going into some detail about the new characters in the story. I might also release the first chapter a week atau two before the 10 tahun anniversary just to reignite the hype around it since we'll be waiting another year, which works out fine since I'm about halfway done with Penulisan the story. I hope anda enjoy this little bit of Chapter...

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Alpha and Omega: Rewritten - Chapter One

posted by JazzyJazz98

The night sky was dark that night, the light of the stars and moon hidden sejak a thick blanket of jet-black clouds. From the clouds drifted hundreds of thousands of snowflakes, the winter winds guiding them on their journey to the ground. From the soil, a forest of lodgepole pines stood tall, looming over the snowy, Canadian landscape. A brotherly pair of Serigala traveled within their shadows, the eldest of the two in the lead. The younger male stuck closely behind his companion, using him as a shield against the blustering wind. Despite this, snow still managed to cling onto his coat. He growled....