Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your huraian is advised.
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
Wolf's name: Derek
bulu color: Dark Grey
Eye color: Brown
Likes: Hunting, Tracking, Running, Loving my mate, Sleeping, Friends, Family, food,
kegemaran food: Spaghetti
Dislikes: stuck up people, douche bags, and heights
Motto: it ain't easy being me but it's fun, leave me the hell alone if your gonna be a little prick, pass the Makanan man.
small bioish type thingy hehe) I'm Derek (Lonewolf) I Cinta food, Hunting and things that are active, i work out anda know rabbit sprints crunchs log puch ups but gotta stay fit to lead the pack.
bulu color: Dark Grey
Eye color: Brown
Likes: Hunting, Tracking, Running, Loving my mate, Sleeping, Friends, Family, food,
kegemaran food: Spaghetti
Dislikes: stuck up people, douche bags, and heights
Motto: it ain't easy being me but it's fun, leave me the hell alone if your gonna be a little prick, pass the Makanan man.
small bioish type thingy hehe) I'm Derek (Lonewolf) I Cinta food, Hunting and things that are active, i work out anda know rabbit sprints crunchs log puch ups but gotta stay fit to lead the pack.
as i was falling from the ground garth jumped down to try and save me and we both fell down big hole's and ended up in a river lucily we were alive but garth acidently pushed me out on to the road and i got hit sejak a car then garth woke me up zand told me he hade bought 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 sweets and i fainted when i found out it was true
we both shared some and then lilly come to pick garth up and he berkata the sweet's were not for me!!!!!! i walked to the kedai and bought 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sweets
we both shared some and then lilly come to pick garth up and he berkata the sweet's were not for me!!!!!! i walked to the kedai and bought 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sweets
Brandon: Me. That serigala, wolf that is madly in Cinta with Brenna!
Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy serigala, wolf from Cinta Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy serigala, wolf who does almost everything perfect! When one of her Friends are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial serigala, wolf that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a serigala, wolf that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once anda know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a Rawak name I took from the lion king.
Note: lebih will be added as needed!
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Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy serigala, wolf from Cinta Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy serigala, wolf who does almost everything perfect! When one of her Friends are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial serigala, wolf that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a serigala, wolf that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once anda know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a Rawak name I took from the lion king.
Note: lebih will be added as needed!
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So yeah, I ran out of Ideas for the left for dead crossover. Instead, I am doing a dead rising crossover.
It was supposed to be a simple group project. Shoot a and make a movie, then tunjuk it. Its was a simple documentary on urban environment. Well we decided to take it to Fortune City. The only problem is..... is swarming with zombies. Now trapped in the city, and with only 72 hours to escape. Humphrey, Lilly, Garth and I will have to do what it takes to
survive. And in this film, this aint no special effects
It was supposed to be a simple group project. Shoot a and make a movie, then tunjuk it. Its was a simple documentary on urban environment. Well we decided to take it to Fortune City. The only problem is..... is swarming with zombies. Now trapped in the city, and with only 72 hours to escape. Humphrey, Lilly, Garth and I will have to do what it takes to
survive. And in this film, this aint no special effects
