Alpha and Omega Article: alpha and omega- JACKASS 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your huraian is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.

Pee Pee

Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.

The portal potty ride.

Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.

Super glue

"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.

End of episode

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Alpha And Omega 3: Chapter 4

posted by SentinelPrime89

Humphrey, Kate and the pups were running up the snowy mountains. The same snowy mountains that Humphrey and Kate had trekked before.
Behind them, Stinky and Claudette were playing in the cold white powder. They were having a good, fun time unlike Runt who continued to stick close to his mother and father. Stinky noticed this throughout the hari even as he right now was occupied with his sister. He called out to his little brother, "Runt! anda wanna play?"
Runt paid no mind to his older sibling. Humphrey watched down at him, Kate doing the same.
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Alpha and Omega 2 proves how a short sequel can also b fantastic

posted by TimberHumphrey

as y'all know i loved Alpha and Omega 2. it re-captures the spirit of the first movie (which is my all time favorite) and it does it perfectly even though the ending felt a tiny bit rushed. looks like i'm not the only one who says that, critics do too. i mean, this movie has a 60% in Rotten Tomatoes, which means mixed-to-positive and that critics agree it was a fantastic sequel.
yea, i admit that they needed 2 work a little lebih on the animasi and the ending, but A&O 2 was great in almost every other way. great plot, great story, great voice acting, it had humor, it had hati, tengah-tengah and lovable...

Jasper Park at war

posted by westernunit-211

hei what's up guys this is my first idea and I hope I do very well on it so here I go and enjoy!

I decided to include my own team and myself into this artikel to see how it goes, hope it works out.

Here's the difference, I'm not going to be a wolf. I've had a few imaginations on how this might work.

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Counter Attack!
Day1 07:34 hrs
Dare Anjing 212
Frost's selamat, peti deposit keselamatan house
Jasper National Park, Canada

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posted by 5FDP

Hutch was still the form of a demonic beast, what he was doing right now was digging and digging, looking for the entrance of Hell, he knows its around the forest. Then an idea popped in his head, the entrance wasn't there already, he had to make one himself. He got a stick, traced a bulatan in the dirt, then traced an upside-down five-pointed star, then he drew the number 666 in the middle of the star, then put some wood on the drawing, and set it on api, kebakaran with his breath. Then a dark red api, kebakaran burst up immediately it was burning pretty big. Hutch had noticed that the api, kebakaran had not burned the...

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New Addition (Fanfic / Short Story)

posted by TheChriZ1995

A/N: Wrote this awhile lalu for Fanfiction.net and decided to add it on here.

Summary: Kate is out doing a solo border patrol until she comes across a new born pup left alone in the woods. She doesn't know how it got there, but decides to bring it back to her parents and see if they know what to do with it.

Kate's POV

The hari was like any other, the late afternoon sun was shining brightly overhead and clouds marched along the sky. Summer was in full hayun, swing meaning everyday was pretty much the same, hot and sunny. I didn't mind the heat, in fact the only time it did bother me was if I was running...

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Alpha and Omega Jack-ass Ep.1

posted by AlphawolfAlisha

Here's one of best comedy I've come up with so enjoy this first episode and please tell me what anda think and feel and please leave komen-komen below thank you! Steve-o is voiced as Humphrey.

Starring Humphrey, Kate, Garth, and Lilly.

Scene 1: "The water slide prank"

Humphrey: "hey this is the water slide prank and i'm going to prank on my mate, Garth and Lilly on this fake scenery". (goes and sets up the fake scenery) Humphrey: "okay we are set and now we must let them walk into this scenery right here and see what happens". (runs behind a belukar, bush and watches them walk to the fake)

Kate: " hmm this...

The Life of topi, topi, cap Chapter 16- Who are you?

posted by humpherywolf34

The Life of Cap
Chapter 16 - Who are you?

Author: Well I'm out of Idea's :( So I might stop the series here. It took me a week to think of this one so. If *IF* I make another one then it might be in 2 weeks atau so. If anda guys have Idea's and anda want to share message me. As Rick made his way to Jasper he started getting hungry. He looked around and seen a turkey, so he crept up on the turkey. He was right behind he inched ke hadapan just two steps. Then pounced on the turkey. And bit into his neck instantly killing it.

Once he finished off the turkey, and he wondered...

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Snow C-1 Editors Edition

posted by SnowFangXi

Hi everyone I just got this from my editor...
More will be added to this. But we will have to wait till he's done with the rest...

Anyways without further ado here's the editors edition of chapter 1!

SNOW
AN ALPHA AND OMEGA STORY

By Snow Wolf

CHAPTER I
LONE WOLF

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It was a beautiful hari in Jasper National Park. The sun was out and the radiance of the green rumput shone in the bright morning light. A gentle cool breeze flowed through my fur, making my kot sway from side to side. The storms had been brutal the past two days but no matter the weather, nothing was going to ruin this perfect day.

I was playing...

Dark Place 1.5

posted by BlondLionEzel

serigala, wolf Hunters Attack!

Nick: *sees a portal open* Eh?

*a Purple Creature with Silver Claws walks through*

Nick: Who are you?

Maku: I am Maku, Five bintang serigala, wolf Hunter!

Nick: Why are anda here?

Maku: *Sees Astra* That!

Astra: Nick...i'm...

Nick: Yes Astra?

Astra: I am pregnant!

Nick: Really?!!

Astra: *nods*

Maku: I must destroy her!

Nick: I won't let you! *Slashes Maku*

Maku: *jumps*

Nick: I won't allow anda to! *fires a Ki laser at Maku*

Maku: *guards*

Nick: I must defeat you!

Maku: *grins and fires purple laser at Nick*

Nick: *it goes through his Arm* Ow!

Maku: *slashes Nick*

Nick: *dodges and lands in river*

Maku: Finally!...

Dark Place

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Pascal vs 0! (part 1)

Announcer: Now it's time for the finals to start! For our first fight, Pascal versus Zero!

Pascal: *gets in photon Armor*

Zero: *becomes a Horse-like being with a white mask* Now Pascal...

Pascal: I will destroy you...

Zero: I doubt that...

*battle starts*

Kate: *in the audience* Go Pascal!

Humphrey: Pascal anda can do it!

Zero: I berkata i doubted it... *summons a Dragon-like creature* Aberconway, destroy!

Aberconway: *blasts api, kebakaran at Pascal*

Pascal: *slashing it, destroying it* This is it?

Zero: Of course not! *summons a Ram-like beast and a green Falcon-like beast* Eale,...

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THE CRAZIES (A&O version).. PART 1, Trixie

posted by Canada24

On November 26 2012, the US Government infested the water systems of a town called Oghan Mash, Lowa/America, with a virus appearently called Trixie.

The victims of this virus may protray zombie like behaviors at times, and often look like them. But they are NOT turned into zombies, instead something possibly worse. The victims of Trixie become LITERARY insane. They forget everything about themselves, (one guy burned alive his own family after being infected).

In the end of it all, Oghan Mash was liturary destoried in a massive explosion.

However.. Trixie wasn't.

After nearly 2 months of traveling...

Alpha and Omega 2 Part 3

posted by TimberHumphrey

The seterusnya day, Winston comes running to the den, urgently.

Winston: Kate?
Kate: Hi, dad. Good morning.
Winston: Where's Humphrey?
Kate: He's back there.
Winston: Humphrey!
Humphrey: Winston! Sorry about that. I didn't here anda coming
(Winston just sighs)
Kate: Dad? Is everything alright?
Winston: I didn't think so. Hunter's outta his cage!
Humphrey: WHAT? But i thought he was...
Winston: Not anymore. He killed Hutch.
Kate: Oh my god!
Winston: Yeah, Hutch's dead!
Humphrey: That dirty bastard!
Lilly: (Comes running to them) Is everything okay?
Humphrey: Hunter's outta his cage. He killed Hutch!
Garth: What? That's...

Fight above the winds: ch. 6 "the dilemma"

posted by Charlie_Barkins

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Chapter 6: Fight above the Winds "the dilemma"

(Orion's finding)

I awoke in the morning to a ray of sunshine shining into my den. I stretch. I trot to the entrance of my den and look upon my pack. I look down the bukit and see Rebecca, a beautiful serigala, wolf that I was deathly in Cinta with, I wasn't sure if she loved me too though. "Hey Ori!" She yelled. I blushed when she berkata my name, she was a black serigala, wolf with blue eyes and a hint of silver in her fur. "Hi Rebecca, how are you?" I ask. She walks up the hill. "I'm good how bout you?" "I'm ok" "that's good" she smiled. "Hey umm Rebecca... Do you, I...

White Beast Chapter !: Nights Of Hell

posted by garth23

Her Father Okari, a dark male about Five foot nine with blue eyes had finally stopped abusing Tesla, a Blue-ish Female about Five foot seven with Silverish eyes, all for nothing.
I watched out from the window, witnessing the tragic scene.
Tesla tried not to cry as her Father told her not to.
Her bumps and bruises were forming from her face through body; she spitted blood across the broken floors about three to four inches… her beautiful looks, drained from her Father’s paws.
Her tears dripped down, calling for her Mother back and for help.
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Battle Los Angeles remake

posted by darkwolf546

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