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My bahagian, atas ten Hellsing abridged Petikan

posted by Canada24

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug

#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what anda do, is anda go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help anda go fuck yourself!

#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that anda think that your titless keldai intimidates me, atau that anda think my boss would let me live if anda did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!

#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!

#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But anda can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!

#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet anda I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet anda you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

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Windwakerguy430 pretty much 99.9% of the comments in this abridged are golden XD

Canada24 What's the odd one out?

Windwakerguy430 Well...... Your right, let me fix that. ALL the lines are amazing :P

Canada24 :)

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Kuda with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely sejak their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful hari in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have anda done?
Pete: You're still going...

6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all Cinta movies, and I was telah diberi the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique senarai for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his lebih serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic foto of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

Canada24 RE-Reviews Cannibal Halocoast

posted by Canada24

Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* merah jambu flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various YouTube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL Haiwan simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...

New reviews of HELLSING: Episodes 3 and 4

posted by Canada24

It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, sejak Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead sejak Pip)

Pip

After being shown that Vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...

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4 small soalan I have over RED DEAD REDEMPTION

posted by Canada24

#1: HOW DID LANDON RICKETS GET JOHN'S NAME:
In the mission where Landon gives anda 3rd dead eye. John never told Landon his name.
So how did he know it during the seterusnya mission?

#2: DOSE ANYONE MAKE JOHN MARSTON FAMISH FOR "BAD" REASONS:
I think about it.
But it's just something about John, that makes it (mentally) impossible for me to go around killing and robbing the innocent people for no actual reason.
Instead I'm always saving strangers, and doing night watches, not even killing on night watches, just hogtying them.
I wonder what would happen if anda make him famish for the "wrong" reasons. But...

bahagian, atas ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

posted by Canada24

#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I Cinta this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a Rawak character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas Ten Anime I Recommend to Canada24

posted by Windwakerguy430

After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him sejak giving him some Anime to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo

I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...

addicted to Muzik xD

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bahagian, atas ten Major quotes.. (cause he's so awesome).

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been berkata that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I Cinta war!

#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!

#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. anda should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...

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My old gitar :)

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GTA ☆

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Me..

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bahagian, atas ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

posted by Canada24

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP jalan TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah bukit and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT...

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Character Profile, GANGER

posted by Canada24

Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns pelangi, rainbow Dash into a changeling, and calls her a jalang, perempuan jalang before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 63

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...

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bahagian, atas ten characters who die, even though I voted for them to LIVE

posted by Canada24

#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, sejak a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

Ice Nine Kills - Assault & Batteries

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bahagian, atas 6 most EVIL protagonists:

posted by Canada24

#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly Cinta the voice every time I watch YouTube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part two

posted by Canada24

FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no komen like anda would see on many gravestones. It just berkata her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...