#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what anda do, is anda go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help anda go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that anda think that your titless keldai intimidates me, atau that anda think my boss would let me live if anda did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But anda can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet anda I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet anda you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what anda do, is anda go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help anda go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that anda think that your titless keldai intimidates me, atau that anda think my boss would let me live if anda did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But anda can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet anda I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet anda you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The yu, ikan jerung may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. alih slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the yu, ikan jerung and the open ocean, alih away, atau else the yu, ikan jerung will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the yu, ikan jerung DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The yu, ikan jerung may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. alih slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the yu, ikan jerung and the open ocean, alih away, atau else the yu, ikan jerung will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the yu, ikan jerung DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..