#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what anda do, is anda go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help anda go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that anda think that your titless keldai intimidates me, atau that anda think my boss would let me live if anda did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But anda can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet anda I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet anda you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what anda do, is anda go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help anda go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that anda think that your titless keldai intimidates me, atau that anda think my boss would let me live if anda did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But anda can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did anda do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet anda I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet anda you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet anda you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's lebih popular, and probably was on YouTube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have lebih atau less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit lebih hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's lebih popular, and probably was on YouTube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have lebih atau less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit lebih hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell anda what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. lebih for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Cinta the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi, rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Kek Cawan normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi, rainbow Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes Kek Cawan normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us Makanan to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us Makanan to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"