Totally

He lives with trolls and his best friend is a reindeer! Who the hell would actually have sex with him before he met Anna?

^^^^ LOL, KL. Definitely agree with you!

Too isolated to have the chance for any of that.

unless of course the 'Reindeers Are Better Than People' song has a whole different meaning.

Behaves awkwardly around people (and much more around someone he's attracted (Anna)). Little social skills, dependent on his pet, lives with those weird trolls...Yeah.

he bonked a reindeer

I don't know and I don't care. What he does in a haystack in a barn with his reindeer is his business.

;)

Ahh, but reindeer(s) cannot legally give consent, so Kristoff has never truly "had sex". He is, however, an animal rapist. Poor Sven.

;)

I prefer to think so. Unless one of those perverted trolls took his virginity ("Take off your clothes!").

^ DO. NOT. WANT! Does anyone have any mind bleach? That is one disturbing mental image!!!

Hahaha. This poll has escalated quickly.

^ You put the image of a man having sex with a reindeer in our heads and him having sex with a troll is what you find disturbing?

^ At least a reindeer and a human involve two warm living bodies; trolls are little round rocks. Imagine the chaffing. ;P

(And I've officially crossed the line. So sorry! Will see you all in that hot spring in H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.)