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posted by slenderman777
1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.

2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much lebih unsettling.

3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed lebih doors then i open.

4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one hari when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.

5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're utama alone.

6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the katil was empty
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a kata laluan other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seterusnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sejak with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tunjuk was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tunjuk that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tunjuk had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my kegemaran parts of the tunjuk was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of anda might have heard of the game Facade. those of anda who have, anda probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she berkata "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they berkata yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are lebih likely to become serial killers.

Everything anda see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are lebih likely to dream when anda are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If anda tear off paper from bottles, anda are sexually...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did anda get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four soalan to determine the level of your intellect. Your balas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating atau wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: anda are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in saat place.
In which position are anda now?

Answer:

If anda answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. anda overtook the saat runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the seterusnya soalan try not to be so dumb.

2 : If anda overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked sejak his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes utama and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother balas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad balas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she balas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? anda know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let anda go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are anda enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling anda how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas sejak discussion
-Like to learn new task sejak talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus lebih on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if anda live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The seterusnya day, cut the balloons off and anda got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when anda can barely alih as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened sejak any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a angkasa at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention atau care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the bahagian, atas of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents atau manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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