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posted by slenderman777
1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.

2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much lebih unsettling.

3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed lebih doors then i open.

4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one hari when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.

5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're utama alone.

6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the katil was empty
posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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(CREATED sejak RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused sejak Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a hati, tengah-tengah attack; his hati, tengah-tengah lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do anda always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd anda treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If anda tied buttered roti bakar to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when anda turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if anda open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when anda transport something sejak car, it's called a shipment, but when anda transport something sejak ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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posted by slenderman777
Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn anda of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of anda have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their junk, sarap on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...
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posted by deathding
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge peminat of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

anda type in the komen-komen section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all anda have to do is type into the komen-komen section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ komen-komen I'll make a new artikel answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

 komen now!
Comment now!
posted by PeacefulCritic
Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only Anime allowed on this senarai meaning only Japanese Kartun
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the Anime to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this senarai with a very dark and tragic Anime Op to match the Anime it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...
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posted by kicksomebut23
Simple,Named,Websites that are founded

lol.com
Bored.com
Nice.com
Flirt.com
Lonerwolf.com
Games.com
Gay.com
Red.com
Funny.com
Lesbian.com
Stupid.com
Pretty. Com
Turkey.com
Time.com
Chicken.com
Crazy.com
Boys.com
Girls.com
Purple.com (The website is just purple)
Pink.com
Light.com
Scary.com
Sexy.com
Naughty.com
Rap.com
People.com
Face.com
Drugs.com
Sonic.com
Native.com
Fish.com
Smelly.com
Smell.com
Yellow. Com
Yours.com
Fake. Com(founded best sumber for plants?)
Play.com
Orange.com
Old.com
Typing.com
Hail.com
ill.com (a picture of a penguin)
Comic.com
Cat.com
Messy.com( DPK is someone princess)
Go.com (Disney?)
Lion.com
Battery.com
Power.com...
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have anda ever experience that anda don't have any Friends ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama atau Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: sejak Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh anda thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen anda f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't anda think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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posted by Tailsfan99
Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess Filem while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...














































































Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...
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If anda are easily offended don't watch :)
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