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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Haiwan to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain kuda, kuda kecil that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did anda find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he mencuri a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.

GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to loceng tower*
Con: *follows*

sejak the time Con arrived at the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.

Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*

Casino Of Solace

Starring

Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.

Cars provided by

Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys

When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: anda had to kill her! anda couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where anda can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what anda know about a kuda, kuda kecil named Der cheif. He mencuri money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and anda need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."

P: Did anda find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank anda all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: anda got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. anda can give it to me after the performance. anda better get lebih at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are anda talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to tunjuk The Lion King, but now they're menunjukkan how Twilight became a princess. What do anda think?
Con: I think anda should have found a lebih secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! anda berkata this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.

But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.

Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!

sejak the time Con left he was being chased sejak two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!

Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*

Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. sejak the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! anda weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If anda kill one lebih pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A kuda, kuda kecil named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will alih clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the meja, jadual Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are anda and your Friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok tunjuk your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what anda want, so be it.
Dealer: tunjuk your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! anda think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder anda didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams Pistol with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do anda want?
Der Cheif: The money anda mencuri from me!
Con: It's not stealing if anda win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so anda gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.

Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's Pistol shoot toward Der Cheif.

Der Cheif: What are anda doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*

After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.

Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*

Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.

P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that anda killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell anda is that we do not want anda in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*

When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.

Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. anda going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet anda at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*

We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3

Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do anda know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!

Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix berkata she would be.

Con: Are anda with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the kuda, kuda kecil Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank atau what?
spy: Lets do it.

The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.

Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this kuda, kuda kecil killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send lebih ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.

Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.

Russian 34: Are anda sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.

While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian kuda, kuda kecil right after he set the bomb off.

Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*

Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.

Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So anda can make lebih ponies miserable? I'm leaving anda here!
Frank: Don't! anda need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants anda alive. *runs off*

Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed sejak the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.

The seterusnya day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.

P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.

Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.

Con: Told anda I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.

The End.

Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who anda ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who anda ask..


So.. Basically. On Krismas some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a tajuk that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now anda just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful hari in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman bukit in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered sejak diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete berkata he'd save those to be scrapped for...
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Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..



#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..


#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third Halloween movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..


#8: TRICK atau TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as Halloween obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the tahun checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her seterusnya assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn anda can't join.
Honey: Who would want to sertai your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like Makanan and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want anda to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if anda agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having Lost one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is lebih important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And anda didn't get any other...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found sejak Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point atau another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...
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#10: RICK GRIMES:
Yeah.. He's number 10.
I just feel very mixed about him at this stage.. I liked him in season 3.. But he just started becoming TOO brutal at the point of Alaxandria. To the point of being no better than the villains.. And now. And than he spent a bunch of time just moping.. And now, Rick is back.. But not sure how I feel anymore..


#9: ABRAHAM FORDE:
What's not to Cinta about him..


#8: T-DOG:
Damn anda for killing him off!.. Damn you!


#7: GARETH:
I Cinta the twisted charm about him.. He's so calm, only scared when he has no way out, and knows his time has come..


#6: TYREESE:
He's dead.....
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I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5


#1: RICK GRIMES



Rick is my kegemaran character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew anda people would be scared if you...
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1.Freddy's sweater was knitted sejak Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm jalan (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm jalan (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted sejak director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told anda so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This tunjuk is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The tunjuk is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This tunjuk has kind of animation.. All Anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
posted by Canada24
So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest tunjuk ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this tunjuk is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like anda wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I Cinta anda Todd..


Anyway.. The tunjuk is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, seterusnya week sertai me for the conclusion of season 1..
posted by Canada24
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest Filem I know.

Saw 2 is lebih what people THINK of when anda talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, sejak laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought anda were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were anda so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that anda were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That anda meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But anda never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I berkata before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it sejak the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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