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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Haiwan to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain kuda, kuda kecil that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did anda find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he mencuri a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.

GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to loceng tower*
Con: *follows*

sejak the time Con arrived at the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.

Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*

Casino Of Solace

Starring

Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.

Cars provided by

Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys

When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: anda had to kill her! anda couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where anda can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what anda know about a kuda, kuda kecil named Der cheif. He mencuri money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and anda need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."

P: Did anda find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank anda all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: anda got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. anda can give it to me after the performance. anda better get lebih at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are anda talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to tunjuk The Lion King, but now they're menunjukkan how Twilight became a princess. What do anda think?
Con: I think anda should have found a lebih secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! anda berkata this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.

But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.

Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!

sejak the time Con left he was being chased sejak two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!

Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*

Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. sejak the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! anda weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If anda kill one lebih pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A kuda, kuda kecil named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will alih clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the meja, jadual Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are anda and your Friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok tunjuk your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what anda want, so be it.
Dealer: tunjuk your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! anda think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder anda didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams Pistol with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do anda want?
Der Cheif: The money anda mencuri from me!
Con: It's not stealing if anda win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so anda gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.

Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's Pistol shoot toward Der Cheif.

Der Cheif: What are anda doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*

After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.

Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*

Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.

P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that anda killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell anda is that we do not want anda in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*

When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.

Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. anda going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet anda at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*

We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3

Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do anda know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!

Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix berkata she would be.

Con: Are anda with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the kuda, kuda kecil Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank atau what?
spy: Lets do it.

The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.

Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this kuda, kuda kecil killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send lebih ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.

Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.

Russian 34: Are anda sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.

While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian kuda, kuda kecil right after he set the bomb off.

Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*

Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.

Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So anda can make lebih ponies miserable? I'm leaving anda here!
Frank: Don't! anda need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants anda alive. *runs off*

Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed sejak the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.

The seterusnya day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.

P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.

Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.

Con: Told anda I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.

The End.

Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while Membaca book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take anda on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And anda often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if anda kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means anda finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, anda CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if anda allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other anda like Purge atau not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the saat one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Kek Cawan was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: Kek Cawan COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up sejak the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Anjing turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Anjing and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are lebih SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved sejak them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and lebih than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to tunjuk that children really do give lebih of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do anda hide a boner?
ANSWER: anda get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in Cinta with your dog?
ANSWER: anda need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 tahun old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my kegemaran pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, menunjukkan that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important kuda, kuda kecil in this shithole of a town, and anda know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. anda want it even if anda don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the sebelumnya shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost Filem I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best Berlakon I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my artikel POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to tunjuk his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: pizza DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the pizza to the customer, who proceeds to jalang, perempuan jalang and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams pizza box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He mencuri a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to bungkus, balut up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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