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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.


This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Haiwan to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain kuda, kuda kecil that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did anda find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he mencuri a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.

GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to loceng tower*
Con: *follows*

sejak the time Con arrived at the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.

Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*

Casino Of Solace

Starring

Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.

Cars provided by

Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys

When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: anda had to kill her! anda couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where anda can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what anda know about a kuda, kuda kecil named Der cheif. He mencuri money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and anda need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."

P: Did anda find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank anda all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: anda got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. anda can give it to me after the performance. anda better get lebih at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are anda talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to tunjuk The Lion King, but now they're menunjukkan how Twilight became a princess. What do anda think?
Con: I think anda should have found a lebih secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! anda berkata this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.

But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.

Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!

sejak the time Con left he was being chased sejak two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!

Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*

Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. sejak the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! anda weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If anda kill one lebih pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A kuda, kuda kecil named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will alih clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the meja, jadual Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are anda and your Friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok tunjuk your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what anda want, so be it.
Dealer: tunjuk your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! anda think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder anda didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams Pistol with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do anda want?
Der Cheif: The money anda mencuri from me!
Con: It's not stealing if anda win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so anda gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.

Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's Pistol shoot toward Der Cheif.

Der Cheif: What are anda doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*

After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.

Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*

Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.

P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that anda killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell anda is that we do not want anda in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*

When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.

Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. anda going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet anda at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*

We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3

Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do anda know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!

Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix berkata she would be.

Con: Are anda with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the kuda, kuda kecil Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank atau what?
spy: Lets do it.

The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.

Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this kuda, kuda kecil killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send lebih ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.

Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.

Russian 34: Are anda sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.

While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian kuda, kuda kecil right after he set the bomb off.

Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*

Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.

Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So anda can make lebih ponies miserable? I'm leaving anda here!
Frank: Don't! anda need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants anda alive. *runs off*

Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed sejak the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.

The seterusnya day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.

P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.

Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.

Con: Told anda I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.

The End.

Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked sejak me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no lebih than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...
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Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are anda sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. anda must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are anda any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to Cinta about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so popular on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I Cinta these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid YouTube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has lebih than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched atau held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds sejak hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked sejak all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most peminat-peminat label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden atau Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I Cinta EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe anda guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE Cinta Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant Friends with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome sejak the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell anda to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. anda heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I Cinta him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy Membaca sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy pokok friends)
The character may not be peminat made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people tunjuk Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, anda can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so anda can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy pokok Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of Friends are either black atau with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and anda can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over sejak the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* lebih like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do anda need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one tahun anniversary of being a peminat on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little kuda, kuda kecil related username's one tahun anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...
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posted by Canada24
Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the saat one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See anda Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary hari in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with applejack in Sweet epal, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books,...
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