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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting Haiwan to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain kuda, kuda kecil that was gambling on the animals.
Con: Did anda find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.
Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he mencuri a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.
GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to loceng tower*
Con: *follows*
sejak the time Con arrived at the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.
Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*
Casino Of Solace
Starring
Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.
Cars provided by
Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys
When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P
P: anda had to kill her! anda couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where anda can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what anda know about a kuda, kuda kecil named Der cheif. He mencuri money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and anda need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*
Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."
P: Did anda find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank anda all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: anda got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. anda can give it to me after the performance. anda better get lebih at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are anda talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to tunjuk The Lion King, but now they're menunjukkan how Twilight became a princess. What do anda think?
Con: I think anda should have found a lebih secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! anda berkata this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.
But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.
Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!
sejak the time Con left he was being chased sejak two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!
Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*
Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. sejak the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.
P: Goddamnit Con! anda weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If anda kill one lebih pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.
Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.
Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A kuda, kuda kecil named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will alih clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.
There were 7 ponies playing at the meja, jadual Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.
Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are anda and your Friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok tunjuk your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*
The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.
Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what anda want, so be it.
Dealer: tunjuk your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! anda think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder anda didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams Pistol with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*
Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.
Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.
Con: What do anda want?
Der Cheif: The money anda mencuri from me!
Con: It's not stealing if anda win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so anda gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.
Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's Pistol shoot toward Der Cheif.
Der Cheif: What are anda doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*
After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.
Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*
Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.
P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that anda killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell anda is that we do not want anda in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*
When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.
Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. anda going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet anda at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*
We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3
Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do anda know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!
Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix berkata she would be.
Con: Are anda with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the kuda, kuda kecil Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank atau what?
spy: Lets do it.
The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.
Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this kuda, kuda kecil killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send lebih ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.
Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.
Russian 34: Are anda sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.
While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian kuda, kuda kecil right after he set the bomb off.
Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*
Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.
Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So anda can make lebih ponies miserable? I'm leaving anda here!
Frank: Don't! anda need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants anda alive. *runs off*
Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed sejak the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.
The seterusnya day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.
P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.
Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.
Con: Told anda I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.
The End.
Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
#1: KORN:
When anda think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make anda think of Bunga and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Cinta them (obviously). But these songs are Singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: merah jambu FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When anda think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make anda think of Bunga and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Cinta them (obviously). But these songs are Singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: merah jambu FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the bahagian, atas war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would anda feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Televisyen that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the bahagian, atas war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would anda feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Televisyen that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why anda think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy pokok Friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why anda think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy pokok Friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
