There was once a lonely sugar cookie
It was very sad
It soon met a oatmeal cookie
They became the best of friends
Then some people joined the dark side
'cause they wanted some fresh cookies
whoo the cookies, biskut got eated sejak the ninja warriors
who one the quidditch world cup
Then the deatheaters came and
barty crouch jr. cast the dark mark
which I will get as a tattoo
the end for cooky now!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Normal people watching Alien: Ew that's so gross
Me: Lol. A mouth inside a mouth... looks like...MOUTHCEPTION.
YEEEAAAAAAAH (⌐■_■) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*playing Spyro: tahun of the Dragon again (AFTER ALL THESE FRIKKIN' YEARS)*

-is at the first boss fight-
Me: Oh yeah, that's why I loved this guy so much, he sneezes FUCKIN' FIRE!! xD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

psycho with a pisau telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So I just found myself a new hobby...

It's called Benedict Cumberbatch.

OMG WHAT IS THIS I CANT EVEN...............?!?! &)_/38$+#839294/!/&73:2+!!!!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

for all that did not know I am a magical waffle with lazer powers telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

so I typed in 'boob gum' on Google and found an artikel from 2005 about how Jepun had rose flavored chewing gum that enhanced your breast size telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My hari can go from good to the horrible in a flash whenever I remember something idiotic that I did/said in middle school. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Me: ZOMG!! My PlayStation 1 just came in the mail!!

*turns on the PSX after hooking it up*
*old school intro screen plays on the tv*

Me: Best spent twenty euros ever. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Look I actually changed my ikon anda can all gasp in shock now telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just got my dedicated patch thingy :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Gay, Bi, Ugly, Fine, Rich, Poor, Skinny, Fat, Black, White. We are all human. 'Don't judge' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Man, the video game spot sure is dead...-_-'
Someone help me revive it? :3 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There are two things stuck in my head right now: Lt. Aldo Raine's speech from Inglorious Basterds and "I'll Make a Man Out of You" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*looks out the window*
*sings* This ain't nothing but a Winter Jam... nah nah, na-ah nah nah nah, o-ooh...

(sigh) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hate people who komen atau post on your dinding insulting anda and when anda tell them to shut the hell up they just say things like What did I so to you? I hate people like that. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The keyblade is made of your hati, tengah-tengah too,idiot. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Anyone want an Apparatchik's Apparel? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I still believe that a person doesn't die only once
but he dies gradually
When a friend goes away
a part dies
When the ones we Cinta leave
another part dies
When we get our dreams murdered
another part dies
and eventually the biggest death comes
to find all the dead parts
so he holds them and goes away.... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Thumbs up if you're online. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Here comes another summer on Fanpop. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda know what? Im so tired of people bitching and complaining about how people don't stand up for themselves atau other people and here's what i have to say about it."If life gives anda shit, anda throw that shit right back into life's face and say 'go shit on someone your own size anda damn fucker!' 'cause i,ma dance to my own beat, sing to my own style, and paint with my own colours, and ain't nobody gonna tell my that i'm a worthless piece of shit!"
STAND UP AND SPEAK OUT PEOPLE!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ATTENTION !
SO anda GUYS THINK THAT ENGLISH IS SOO EASY ?

Answer THIS WITH YES atau NO

"________, I'm a monkey."

seee? I TOLD anda ! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

nuke s nah there evil but i am evil ooo-rah telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i joined a hide and seek club at school today telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

♬♩ La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-doo! ♫♪ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

where is telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

cangkul, hoe du u spehl telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Powerpuff Girls contains a shit load of sex jokes: link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's makan malam, majlis makan malam time, my sister is going to make me eat, and I don't feel like I can menelan anything. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My neighbors manged to start a api, kebakaran in the rain its poring. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I hate all. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

No one knows how someone else feels . telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My best friend got a fanpop! ^.^ She's awesome, so everyone should go peminat her. :D link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There was finally some soalan that I could give really good jawapan on, but everyone else already berkata what i wanted to say ahahahhaha fml telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda know that felling of excitement when your best friend is coming and then suddenly, someone scolded anda in the back and berkata " hei ! who are anda waiting ? I'm here ! " :\ embarrassing :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who's bored? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I get out of school in a week. Hell yeah. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fools are full of confidence and intelligents are full of doubt !! ...That's the problem . telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I've started a club for re-tellings of fairy tales, legends and classic stories. Please join. link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My first act as a free person this summer is to eat a piece of pie. ~{^n^}!~ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei Guys I got one!

Some people need a kiss

with a nuculear bomb..

to the face. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Some people need a hug!

with a rope..

round the neck. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Slap my hand telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

alright this ADVENTURE TIME I'm going with finn and jake. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Some people need a high five!

with a chair..

in the face. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just noticed that if anda watch 'the human centipede' backwards, it's about a doctor who helps conjoined people separate and find happiness. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Sometimes before it gets better
The darkness gets bigger
The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives anda lemons, don't make air limau - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the hari it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do anda know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A baby laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds anda will ever hear

Unless it's 3 am. And you're utama alone. And anda don't have a baby. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if anda ever get a time when anda don't know what to say, say macaroni then run away telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

roti bakar telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Yes it's true....

This man has no dick. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei Stoopid telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There should be a Fanpop app... -.- telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hey,have anda ever think that ALL are just a plan from the Lord and...our parents so they can make our life lebih difficult than it is already, huh? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I don't really want to alih up north. Not only will I leave my friends,I don't even know anybody in my possible new school. I can't make Friends that easily. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

walk up to the club like whattup im a minor so the bouncer wont let me in telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I feel random, so PICKLES! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

idk why but for some reason now whenever i see the "xD" emoticon atau anything similar to it i cringe deeply on the inside telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

like my club! its called willowsmithlove telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

OMG funny post telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Thumbs up to wish me luck got a tournament today and tomorrow :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Goodnight :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ahh the wonders of procrastination. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

After a week of only getting 2 hours of sleep each night, I finally got a hari off.... and slept for 17 hours. Seriously, went to sleep at 4:30pm and only just woke up now at 9:30 :P I am exhausted... freakin uni assignments :'( telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My friend only knows Japanese and is in the process of learning English. Today, she tried to tell me her legs hurt in English but instead it came out: I have a big headache in between my legs. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Okay, uhm... so I had a bet with some friends, and uh... Okay, here goes...

Samara from Mass Effect 2 is hot as shit.
There, I frikkin' berkata it. Now where is that fucking beer? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I have no rival, no man can be my equal telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

soalan OF THE DAY: What is the worst movie anda have had to watch at school???? For me it is West Side Story. What is the best movie anda have watched at school??? I always loved Bill Nye the Science Guy....even though I hate science!!! If anda komen I will follow you...or anda can just follow me! I always follow back!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

One to rule them all. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dragonborn, Dragonborn, sejak his honor is sworn, to keep evil forever at bay.
And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout.
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Something my mom berkata about my tissues: "The seterusnya time anda leave tissues on your chair I'll putt them in your mouth!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

shhh! i'm playing at the library... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Shut up. Just shut up! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Kill All Peoples Around Me
Nobody Else Can Fuck Me telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

well yiff my Yaoi and call me a shota telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It is super duper hot outside (Florida) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I got an award in math today which is weird because I started of this tahun failing math telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy mothers day!!! Just want to say for those who Lost there mother god is with her and with you!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy Mother's hari Everyone :') telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hehehehehahahahahohohoho..... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm so sick today. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

LOL anda should try this.
At school lunch, sit seterusnya to your best friend. Wait for them to eat a bit. Start pointing at their meal with a strange expression on your face. When they notice, they'll eventually stop eating and cari for something in their food, no matter how many times anda say it was a joke. Works every time xD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Rawak funny Scene:

Guy: Do anda want to be my sun?
Girl: *gasp* I would Cinta to! I loved anda since Pre-K!
Guy: Ok, stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me!
Girl: *cries*
Guy: *troll face*

LOL XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

(Me Penulisan a novel)
Me: YAY!!!!
Little Brother: What?
Me: I finally finished a chapter in my novel!
Little Bro: What's so special about that?
Me: I've been working on this chapter for like four atau five months now!
Little Bro: Whatever -leaves-
Me: Now on to Chapter two telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*Me and my friend singing*
Here comes the sun~! Little darling~! ♪♫ :D
*starts raining*

..................

There goes the sun...little darling : / telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Came back from a tournament and won 2 first places :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

OMG GOSH!
I'M BACK BITCHES! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

soalan OF THE DAY: Team Jacob atau Team Edward?! For me it is Team Jacob all the way!!!! Leave a komen and I will follow you...or anda can just follow me. I follow back!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link look a Rawak morning video click! Its safe, its funny, its the monster exterminators telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i was told the end of iron man 3 now im am happy if u want to now what hpaids Message me ok telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

#partyatgatsbys telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

in angkasa no one can hear anda explain the thing telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Would it be in bad taste if I just put a status on Facebook right now saying 'me and my mom are closer then Chris Browns' fist to Rihanna's face? (No offense to any Chris Brown and Rihanna peminat-peminat here) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I know somethings wrong when my mom stops Singing opera. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
~ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So I was checking out some fanfics. I'll write down the tajuk of the last one I scrolled past.

'When my hiphop brother decided to do lebih things than only kiss, I just wanted to hug my teddybear.' telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu