"Lights will guide anda home..." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

baru-baru ini studies tunjuk if anda repeat the same goddamn joke over and over it will stop being funny
wow
who knew telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"i dont get why anda wear a bra, anda have nothing to put in it." he said
"you wear pants dont you?" the girl asked unfazed
"well anda have ummm.... shirts." the boy said
"you have heads." the girl replied
"well i know how to use my head." the boy berkata triumphly
"if anda did then anda wouldve come up with a diffrent comeback."
"oh my gosh i dont get girls."
"well obvisously because then anda would've found a better way to ask me out, and sejak the way no."
the boy walked off in defeat. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei im a newbie need buds!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

NO VERY SOME VERY NO VERY SOME VERY CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE , NAVAL telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So there's this spammer who wants me to listen to his song. I berkata no because I'm not interested. anda know what he said? He berkata my life will magically take a turn for the worst. He berkata I will never finish college and I would commit crimes just because I didn't listen to his damn song.

Oh glob I don't even know why I keep coming to this website... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei im new here so if anda wouldnt mind adding me that would be great! I Cinta Kuda and have my own. do anda have any pets? If anda have a horse plz add me cuz i dont know a lot and id Cinta to learn! thNKS! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Okay I am a peminat of yuri and yaoi. (MORE SO yuri) but I really HATE stupid over-obsessive fanboys and fangirls of it. The assholes of both genders constantly act like idiots when they talk to a member of LGBT community and I find that annoying. Granted I have a fetish with yuri. Whether that's wrong atau right depends on the person but I will try my best not to act like an idiot while talking to them. It's stupid and many people do not realize that. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Weirdest. Argument. Ever.

Brother: "You're bathroom should be clean!"
Me: "You're beard should be shaved!"
Brother: "You're katil should be made!"
Me: "You're a poopyhead!"
Brother: "How dare you!?" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

no soalan of the hari today! sorry guys!! i couldnt think of anything! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm gonna do an internet!

*presses keyboard and rainbows shoot of the computer*

I'm gonna do a book!

*pokes book and nothing happens*

Aww...D; telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I would like to have a job as polic officer and i would yell "I'm the law" that would achieve my life telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

sertai everything teens
plz sertai telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy." - Mari telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Me: I'm a vegetarian.

Person: You're a freak! What is wrong with you?! How can anda live without meat?!?

Ugh. I have had enough of those insults. I hate it when people insult me because I'm vegetarian. Is it really such a crime to not eat animals? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hehe
Huhu
hoho

O.o Lolz telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

salsa telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Someone added me as a peminat just now, showed up on my Live Updates. I clicked the name, in order to chat with that person, to say thank you... then it told me I am not authorized to IM that user...

Daddy told me I could do anything I would want, if I wanted it badly enough.

Apparently he lied. xD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Im seriously fucking bored right now !!!!!!!!!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

There was this one user who answered a 23 hari old soalan so I dikomen on her soalan in a non-serious manner "this soalan is 23 days old like wtf man" then her Friends goes all batshit insane and accuses me of bullying her friend all because I berkata "wtf" and berkata "man" thinking I called her a guy as a form of an insult yet I wasn't even serious.

What is wrong with people nowadays? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link piz vote for of serigala, wolf of man telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I've decided. If this account ever gets banned. I shall make another under the name. "Gotsadog" and if that gets banned. My new account will be. "Hadadog." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda say the puppy's yours? I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hi! I need help. I want to be a actress when I grow up but people say I won't make it what's a good comeback telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

soalan of the day...who is your kegemaran boy and girl character on friends???My Kegemaran are Chandler and Phoebe!! komen and ill add anda a a fan!!! Thanks!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hey, everyone! I've recently made five new episodes of my "Barack Obama Messes up Bigtime" series. The video are on goanimate.com. Once again, my nama pengguna is MLP: RMM if anda ever want to see my videos. Also, if anda have any suggestions on what should happen on the seterusnya episode, I'd be happy to here your ideas. I could use some views. The video are really funny, so check them out! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The bahagian, atas five things i would not do ask on a komen and i'll answer.... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I wanna have sex! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

DOnt confuse my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am and my attitude depends on who anda are telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

lincoln 2012 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

the telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Please check out my new club Everything Teens! I hope anda will sertai the club to get things rolling. Thanks! From AnimeLover300 and Zenalo telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

youve seen the joke too many time
wow anda want a emas star
anda little special snowflake anda telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

'Like' if you're for Romney Ryan! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Woah what happened here telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

sertai my club SkyDekeres700 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Me runaway from bully's? NO I eat them for Breakfast!!!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who's your favourite character at the moment?? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

have anda guys heard that nick.com is allowing kids to vote who they want for president and talk about it
i went to go read the discussions they were having and
mother
of
god
anyway thought i'd say something about that feel free to check it out if anda want but whatever telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Thanks for your help,But I don't need your help. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

soalan of the day!!!!! Do anda like the Cardinals atau the Cubs??? btw i Cinta the Cardinals! anda cant say anda like both atau neither though!!!!!!! :D if anda komen ill add anda as a fan!!! Thanks!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Anyone know where Azkaban went off to ;~; ? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Think Adventure Time is all hugs and kisses and rainbows and sunshine and happiness?

Guess again.

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The boy anda punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minit ago.

That girl anda called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy anda called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl anda pushed down the other hari is already being abused at home.

anda think anda know them.

Guess what, anda DON'T!

Re-post if anda are against bullying.

I bet 99% of anda won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a heart. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Battleship Has Taken Heavy Damge! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

can someone sertai us on friday night at 8:00pm for a wi-fi connected brawl? there are 4 of us. i'll play first, so you'll verse me.
our friend code is this:
52433-9811-2874 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who the hell sticks a marshmallow up their nose?
Apparently my best friend... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ok, WHAT. THE.HELL?
I was just sitting at my computer just now, and all of the sudden, I hear this, TRUMPET THINGY-MAJIG, and it didn't come from my brother's computer. It sounded like it came from outside, and my house is like 2 acres away from the highway, so I'm guessing it was a car horn.
WHO HAS A CAR HORN LIKE THAT?
That, atau someone was in the middle of the field with a trumpet, of which I highly doubt.
Again, WHAT. THE. HELL? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

soalan of the day!!! whats ur fave shoe brand??? please comment!!! my fave is puma!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Do anda like waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!! Do anda like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!! Do anda like french toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!

This has been stuck in my head all day... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I KNOW YOU'RE TICKLISH ON YOUR FEET telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Windows 8 Available telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Today's my 16th birthday ^^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

It's a nervous tick motion of the head to the left.. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

And so I ripped off his cock with my bare hands and replaced it... with a jelly, jeli donut. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I know this coud be considered spamming but... for those of anda who have facebook, if anda liked this page, I'd REALLY appreciate it:

link

We need 1000 likes for a sponsorship :) pujian will be telah diberi if anda want xD! Thanks to those of anda who will like it! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

lebih kemaskini on Psy & His Gangnam Style Check This Link Out. fanpop.com/spots/psy telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Add me if your blonde, peti masuk me if ur brunette and if your ginger komen on my dinding and black ignore 0.0 atau if u really want just talk to me (for girls not gay) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

so... whats everyones kegemaran joke???? komen on my page!!! mine is knock knock! whos there? Britaney Spears! Britaney Spears who? Knock knock! whos there? Oops i did it again!!!!!!! haha lol!! so again the soalan of the hari is whats your kegemaran joke?????? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Put anda in my ketuhar telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

IM HERE telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I thought I had picked duplex dammit. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
It's it's horrible!
Get that thing away from me!

And that my Friends is what happens when an gajah sees a mouse! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei guys I'm grounded so I won't be on anymore, for a while. My mom says I can't be on the phone atau use the computer and I already can't go outside! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you...die! Oh,and before anda do that,make sure anda get me a bag of potato chips. Then,you can die. ^3^ Nipah! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

YO PUT THAT BAG BACK ON! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My cousin does not get knock knock jokes...

Her: "Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "I am."
Me: "...." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Let me tell u a story about a porcupines balls! THEIR SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm new to Fanpop. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! ._.
I'll take this answer...AND ERASE IT!
I'll take this test...AND WRITE IT! o_o
I'll take this world...AND CHANGE IT!
I'll take a song...AND SING IT! O_O
I'll take this pancake...AND FRY IT!
I'll take this post....AND POST IT! @_@ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

On this profil and my new one I have a dedicated medal for random...it's a sign. :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

No longer will I wish... No longer will I want... From now on... I will. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

She's Emo?
you'd cut to if you've gone through what she has
She's Anorexic?
you'd be too if anda were called fat everyday
She's a whore?
she made one mistake and it cost her her reputation
She's Loud?
she's invisible at utama and wants to be heard
She's a Geek?
she just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
She's ugly?
tell me, whats the definition of beauty?
anda don't know their story?
don't Judge <3 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Check it out, guys. I just invented my own version of 'Simon Says.' It's called 'Lelouch vi Britannia Commands.'
Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

“It's not because I want to make out with her.”
“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
I'm currently Membaca this book. Looking for Alaska, a.k.a. obviously a better Cinta story than Twilight. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Be sure to check out my "Barak Obama Messes up Bigtime" video series on goanimate.com! My nama pengguna is MLP: RMM. I only have two episodes so far, but I'll make lebih really soon. Hope anda find it hilarious! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

And methodically knocking people's hats off--then,I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Overtime? What the heck is that?! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm officially ticked off. My brothers, being the complete assholes that they are, decided to change my desktop background to the scariest labah-labah pic that they could find. Me, being an arachnophobic, promptly screamed like a little sissy. My mother got worried and ran into my room to find me splashing my computer screen with Holy Water saying. "Die demon!!! begone anda shadow fiend from the deepest reaches of hell!!!!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Mind blowing question: Do anda like waffles?
WOW!! What?? Total mind fuck, dude! That really made me think!
Nice. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

heyyy all ... would i get a hi back ? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Bob Saget telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper...... "nope.avi" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Oh my God, I found back my ZZ bahagian, atas albums... Be back in a week, guys. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns. :33 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

pelangi, rainbow Monkeys telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I´m going to Disney on Ice tomorrow!!!!! I feel like a child :P. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Seriously why is that people get all pumped up when they think someones likes them? I mean jeez. I think someone likes me and I like someone as well but I don't fucking blow a gasket atau freak out to the point where it is insane. Even if they are in Cinta do anda really need to be so overly dramatic about it? This has always irked me to no end. This is also the reason why I fucking hate soap operas. >.> telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11. But he missed it, because he overslept. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The greatest recorded number of children one mother gave birth to was 69 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I found a picture of Keith Harkin in drag, my life is complete. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if ui could meet any one before u die who would it be telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If anda want to sleep faster decorate your bedroom as a classroom. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

So my boss ask me to makan malam, majlis makan malam with her, and then when we had are dinner. She berkata I'm fired for late due paper work that so forgot! Then that was not the best part, she wanted to be with me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hello, My Name is Taylor May Brown. I Have a Developing Fanpage. Those who support undiscovered musicians, particularly Singers, please peminat me. Club Name is Mazu Sakura, which is my stage name. feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks,
Taylor telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

pelangi, rainbow nerds :P telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

WOO! I have answered 100 correct Rawak questions! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

could u ppls add my cousin? link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu