A blind man walked into a women's gaybar. He took a kerusi, tempat duduk at the bar, and spoke to the bargirl. "Want to hear a blonde joke?" the man asked. The bargirl dropped her work, and looked at the man.

"Sir," she berkata as she pointed out other blonde guests, " that woman has been placed 3rd in American championship kickboxing, that woman is a bintang wrestler, and that woman is captain of the women rugby-team. Do anda still want to tell that joke?"

"No. I wouldn't want to have to explain it so many times." telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

FOLLOW THESE STEPS
1. Say"I pray Jepun will be healed" 5 times
2. Say " I pray Jepun will receive help" 5 times
3. Say "I pray that Jepun will persevere" 5 times
4. Say "I pray Jepun will find the missing" 5 times
5. Donate a dollar to one of the charities helping Jepun on yahoo.
6. Keep Jepun in your mind. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

OLLO! I WILL RULE THE WORLD. CAUSE WITH MY FREEZE ray I WILL STOP THE WORLD! IT'S NOT A DEATH ray atau AN ICE BEAM THAT'S ALL JOHNNY SNOW I JUST THINK anda NEED TIME TO KNOW THAT I'M THE GUY TO MAKE IT REAL THE FEELINGS anda DON'T DARE TO FEEL. ILL BEND THE WORLD TO OUR WILL AND WE'LL MAKE TIME STAND STILL. So that's the plan rule the world anda and me any day. Let me be your hero if only for one night let me be your it will be alright tell me be your hero if only for one night. Is this the night? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

read this over and over

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

keep Membaca it till u get it it will come soon telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

sertai the Save Japan! club :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Bruhahaha
I'm evil.
I threw a plastic can out a window! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Do anda think age Effects your Maturity? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

heeee (: itz ma BIRTHDAY 2DAY (: xxx telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hi there, m new to d club n m really xcited.... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Spring Break finally!! :) So happy! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

We stomp our feet (clappin hands) we clap our hands (stompin feet) the Retarded nation cant be beat! The world is round 2x (makin square) Were #1! (makin a 2) Peace! (makin a 1) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The Girl anda just called fat? She has been starving herself & has Lost over 30lbs. The Boy anda just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl anda just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.The Boy anda just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot lebih to people than anda think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Jesus loves you! Though anda curse him, though anda forsake him, though you're ashamed of him, though anda don't believe in him, though anda don't obey him, though anda make fun of him, though anda mock him, He STILL loves you! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

bacon! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'mmm baaaack. Anyone remember me?! XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When I was your age, I was raising Pokémon, not babies. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Fanpop is turning in to a lebih appropriate verson of /b/.
And trust me, I've been on /b/. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i dont have ADHD, i hav ADOS... Atention Deficite- oh shiney! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If someone ask to do yoga on your back say YES! it feels amazing telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I am a horny bitch! XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I dont have ADHD, I- HEY! IS THAT A COOKIE? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

▼_▼ now say something Rawak telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Okay, my marshmallow moment is done :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

SAY I IF anda KNOW WHO I AM! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o) ║ ♫Music is Life♫
╚══╝ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I just Made a Club Called. . . . . . Sooo Bored telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke atau evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left anda outcast, bullied atau teased
Rejoice and Cinta yourself today
'Cause baby, anda were born this way telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

u think i'm crazy but the truth iz ur jealous that i see flying gummybears and u don't telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

happy thoughts. keep thinking happy thoughts. just thibk some happy thoughts and put them in your head. think some happy thoughts when it's to go to bed. remember this cuz its really tru. all the things anda think r up 2 u.
just thought i should share it
go to link and listen to the song.
link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

im eating vanilla icecream with carmel tracks...YUMMYYYYY!!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

they are trying to find servivors in japan...so sad:( telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I Cinta Soccer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who else does? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

i hate bruno mars
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my friend cynthia wrote this poem cynthia is lily649
the hopeless girl:
a left alone girl
feels like a waste
quiet and independent
feelings buried deep

no one cares about you
a gray awan follows you
felling blue,feeling red
feeling packed and put away

lily649 speaks whats on her mind
if anda like this poem copy and paste this on ten Friends wall. be sure to say that this poem is from lily649 thanx telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I have a big chocolate-chip cookie, nice and warm with the Chocolate chips still melty. . .Mmmmmm. ^.^ telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei check it out, I made a moustache smiley...

:{D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

PRAY FOR Jepun telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

For those of anda who don't knew :

- There's an earth quick in Jepun and over 1000 pepole have died .
-There's a war in Libya,Thousdans of pepole ate dying everyday.

Pray for these pepole and all in need and keep them your thoughts and help them if possible♥.

This is not about race,religion,gender ,It's about humanity. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

R.I.P people of Jepun telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

SCHOOL IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE:

* MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
* SPORT: I have a Wii.
* SPANISH: I watch Dora.
* ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
* MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
* GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
* HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

See?

And…science?

SCIENCE: Jimmy Neutron.
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My friend was Singing the Ebay song while I was on Ebay telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm having hallucinations O_O

epic. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

BOXES BOXES AND lebih BOXES! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

When life gives anda grapes, make lemonade-then soalan how the hell that worked out. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

NEW DEGRASSI IN 4mins AND COUNTING!!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

WOOH! blue ribbon on my forensics!!! thats rite, be jealous. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

I just put some Lipgloss on. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

why is every one so...happy im not happy i dont see why any one else is HAPPY telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

im having a bad day...im think im gonna turn Emo soon:( telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Yay! I got my medal! :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

    

A woman once berkata that a man is like a deck of playing cards.. anda need:

♥ A hati, tengah-tengah to Cinta him.

♦ A diamond to marry him.

♣ A club to smash his fucking head in.

♠ A spade to bury the bastard. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My thoughts go out to all those in earthquake-hit Japan, and those in places on tsunami alert.... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

lol, there advertising 'tampax' in the Fanpop cangkul, hoe O.o haha ! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

does justin bieber worship the devil i want the THRUTH and only the THRUTH telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

what is it with people and mcr i don't get their music
telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

A hobo is like Obama. He wants change. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Happy sweet 16 to me! XD telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Scotland - I HATE ENGLAND!!!
England - I HATE SCOTLAAAND!!
Ireland - shut it the both of yeas..
Wales - where's my sheep? O.O

[ I live in Scotland & used to in England. I see nothing offensive so if any British people do tell.]
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Hi guys. I made a club and I was wondering if anyone wanted to sertai it? anda don't have to, but it will mean a lot. I could peminat anda atau sertai any club anda want. Thanks.

Link: link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. :( telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

In a car filled with twelve people, all under the influence of weed, the results can be sickening.
Especially if you're near a McDonald's.
"What would anda like to ord-"
"I WANNA MCGRIDDLESS~"
"HAHAAA, DUUUDE, YOU'RE SO COLOURFUL RIGHT NOWW~"
"DUUUUDE! *giggle* SHUT UP! SHE'LL KNOW WE'RE ON DRUGS!" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anyone who joins my deus ex club will receive 4 props
telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I'm drivin' round town with the girl I Cinta & I'm like FORGET YOU! oooooh I guess the change in my pocket just wasn't enough & i'm like FORGET anda & FORGET HER TOO! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I wish I was with you
Alone.
In my room
On my bed
With the lights out
Under the covers
So I could tunjuk anda my
Amazing.
NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH :D :D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

komen if your tired like me

lol
telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Thats shocking... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

My lap isn't working because I was having too much fun with the clicker game... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

The game. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

happy martigra ! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

OMG!!!!my meebo totally sucks!!! IDk wat wrong With It!!!!! =.= telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

If kuiz are quizzical, what are tests? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are the greatest guys ever <3

anda guys will see me typing those names A LOT! Trust me! ;D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

BBBEEEE MMMMYYYY FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now atau i'll eat you. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

two most Rawak video just came!^_^ moar krabs and cillit bang remix telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

What do u do when ur in a bad relationship plz someone help me. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

(> " " <)
( ='o'= )
-(,,)-(,,)-

This is ninja kitty. Ninja kitty wants world domination too, and is FAR better equipped to actually get it. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Just got back from seeing Beastly!! It was SOOOOO good!!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Teacher: "Have anda done your homework?" Student: "Have anda graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do". telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

hei type the code $4$4$ if anda are in Cinta with on of my songs! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Do anda post stuff in Penulisan atau puisi without getting any feedback? If so, copy and paste this link into your browser.

link

Feedback is GUARANTEED. Read the rules, post your article, and then go to the forum. :) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

He says "I bet anda 20$ I can Ciuman anda without using my lips." She says "Bets on!" He kisses her. "I lost" telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

uhhhh stuffy nose,so annoying!!! telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Why does everyone badmouth younger people because that person ask for fans? People don't learn anything sejak calliing that person pathetic. What is this, the army? Last time I checked, this was a fun site where people could talk to each other without being called a poser, for asking peminat-peminat (WTF?)

I suppose anda want to learn a certain person about not asking for peminat-peminat because anda find it pathetic, and of course it is. But telling a less mature someone that they're pathetic? Come on. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

who's bored meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so so bored telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Conversation-*at mall*
me-*at hollister* ewww this baju is trashy!:
friend-*takes shirt* Your trashy!
Hot emo, guy-i like em trashy *winks at me*
me-*giggles and blushes*
friend-*pulls her bahagian, atas off *
(we got kicked out D:) telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Twilight scene
Bella: I know what anda are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: Gay. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, hei man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Hey,sup yall-i will warn you,I'm cajun

And I'm new telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Who likes chicken wings? telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*٩(●̮̮̃•)۶* reach for the stars <3 telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

link could u plz sertai this
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When you're stressed anda eat cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts. telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

anda should only are about what anda think of yourself, not what others think of you, so dont change to be cool. the only reason why all those other girls are cool is becuase the stuff their bras, and and dont know what the word be yourself is
telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

Ur internet just got its keldai kicked sejak my mexican Friends [: telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

... telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

ANY HAPPY SONG SUDJ?????????
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im going thru a really bad breakup w/ my boyfriend of 3 months :( peminat me if u feel sorry 4 me. JKJK! i would b a jalang, perempuan jalang if i really made u do that! haha telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

*shakes head* the human race....such a sad existence...
link telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

itz my birthday =D telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu

if anda hate/dislike math please join(link) thx! ps:i dont own the club telah diposkan hampir setahun yang lalu